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Hug E Gram

February 9, 2010

I was looking all over the internet for huge grams, so I went to www.hugegram.com to see how huge grams can be.  To my surprise, the site had been taken over by a spectacular new product: The Hug E Gram!

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I mean, aren’t you sick to death of all the flowers you’re given, day after day?  My house is virtually clogged with dead, rotting daises and bouquets of zombie chrysanthemums.  Wouldn’t you prefer the sweet embrace of Mickey Mouse’s severed arms?  Now you can!  According to the website, they come in three colours: Red, Black, and Goatse.  You can record a personalized greeting on your Hug E Gram to let your loved one know exactly how much contempt you feel for them (as if sending a Hug E Gram wasn’t enough of a hint).  Even better, Hug E Gram comes with free wooden roses!  Who can say no to wooden roses?  I know I can’t, because I think they can be used to kill vampires and we need all the help we can get against those bastards.

Eric Fell